
Roy Keane, manager of Sunderland, August 27 2008, after scraping past Nottingham Forest in the second round of the Carling Cup with a 2-1 win :
“It alarms me that some of my players don’t look as though they want to score goals. I can’t believe it, scoring goals is the best feeling in the world, better than drinking, better than sex, and I want my lads to have that desire.”